This is my set from the Market Street Pub on September 1, 2015. I hope you enjoy it.
I’ve been thinking about some things lately.
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) says, “it’s time for a new president.” Does he NOT know that no matter who wins in 2016, we will have a new president? That’s not a reason to vote for him, that’s just the 22nd amendment in action. This is what happens when we have politicians who didn’t get a BA. Yes, Scott Walker, I’m looking at you.
Why do we keep talking about the nuclear deal with Iran and the way Congress reacts as being good or bad “for Obama“? The last time I checked, we all benefit from not having a nuclear war anywhere on earth. I’m no military or science expert but having fewer nuclear weapons on the planet seems like a good idea.
We were not the only nation negotiating with Iran. We think we are the center of the universe; we’re not. The US Senate can totally reject the deal but that doesn’t mean it will die. Seriously, other countries have a say here.
Why do journalists refuse to use verbs? When you add “ing” to a verb, it becomes a noun (the gerund). Stop it! Use a damn verb. And to think, you people are supposed to be good with language.
Note to Rolling Stone: You need to apologize to every woman who reports a rape and is called a liar. Your story did more to damage their credibility than you can possibly know. Your failure to fact check hurt so many people, your reporter’s failure to do her job and her non-apology makes me think she really doesn’t understand the extent of her misdeeds, she needs to be fired. Oh and to Sabrina Rubin Erdely, if you think anything you ever write again will be taken seriously, you are either insane or on crack. Sickening.
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Yesterday, Hollywood threw Joan Rivers the memorial service she said she wanted. It was full of celebrities and celebration of her life and humor. I never got to see her perform in person, nor did I ever get to meet her. Yes, I am selfish enough to feel badly that I never will.
Jimmy Kimmel said that she was not just a role model for female comedians but for all comedians. I think that is true but comedy is very much male dominated. A DC area comedian Valerie Paschall has a joke about that. She says that the women comics had a drinking game; we would drink every time a comic told a dick joke but we’d be drunk before the first comedian’s five minute set was over so we stopped. (Trust me, she does a funnier job with it on stage).
Rivers acknowledged the difficulties women face in comedy. She didn’t say it was harder, per se, but different. Her presence on the scene — and her last stand-up performance was the night before she had that fateful throat procedure — paved the way for a number of women to join her. Kathy Griffin, Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey… the list goes on and on. Comediennes who destroy the myth that “women just aren’t funny.”
I started doing stand-up about four years ago in Washington, DC. I had always wanted to try it and wasn’t sure how so I took a class at the DC Improv. Comedian Chris Coccia taught “Five Minutes to Funny.” I have been performing ever since and LOVE IT.
Thank you, Joan. We will miss you but luckily, you have us more than 50 years of footage to keep you alive for generations. You will continue to inspire all of us to reach beyond what we think we can do. You may be gone but will never be forgotten.