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Ok, I published this a few years ago but with the pundits hopping all over themselves to write President Obama’s most recent obituary, I thought we could use a laugh. Oh, how the 1990s were just an era of wonderful bipartisanship and hope…
There’s been a lot of talk about how President Obama is in trouble with his base. The narrative goes something like this: liberals are disappointed with Barack Obama’s performance. Maybe he has been too timid, too hands-off, too much of a law professor when what we neehttp://www.alysonchadwick.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php?post_id=688&action=grunion_form_builder&TB_iframe=true&width=768&id=add_formded was a scrappy street fighter, willing to go toe-to-toe with an obstructionist Congress and the wiley John Boehner and Eric “Dr. No” Cantor. Neither Bill or Hillary Clinton would have put up with this malarky. No, sir.
My friend, Chris Rugaber (you know the AP business writer, if you don’t read his stuff, you should start), sent me this piece: When did liberals become so unreasonable? The idea being, that liberals are never happy with anything. I dug through my personal papers and the following represent excerpts from my journal.
My mom and I were talking about what Democrats will run for president next year. Seems pointless to me. George Bush is just so dang popular, what with that stupid Iraq war and all. I like Paul Tsongas a lot but, seriously, another liberal, Greek from Mass? That’s never gonna happen. I said Bill Clinton is the only viable candidate. She thinks his performance at the 1988 Democratic Convention will do him in, they did lower him off the stage and all, but I think he’s got a certain “je ne sais quoi.” I cannot wait to move to France. If Bush gets reelected, I am going to move there.
Well, I don’t have to move to France. Bill Clinton is our new president! We have the White House, the Senate and House of Representatives! I hear that means a lot! There’s nothing stopping us now! We are going to make health care available to everyone! It’s a good time to be alive! Diary, you had better not stop thinking about tomorrow! I know I won’t!1
This has been a sad time for Democrats. We have a Dem in the White House and control both sides of Capitol Hill but President Clinton’s stimulus package went down in flames in the Senate, damn you filibuster! ( http://www.nytimes.com/1993/04/22/us/gop-senators-prevail-sinking-clinton-s-economic-stimulus-bill.html) Weren’t they paying attention to the It’s the economy, stupid! message? Hello! I remain hopeful that we can get healthcare reform through, Hillary Rodham, I mean Hillary Rodham Clinton (I keep forgetting she is using his name now!) is heading up the committee for that so I am sure it will go through. She tried to soften her image with that cookie recipe and my mom swears by her turkey tips (hint: avoid basting by putting bacon on top — saves time and is delicious!) but she’s tough as nails. President Clinton’s lack of foreign policy experience is pretty clear, I sure wish we’d stop the genocide in Bosnia. Slobodan Molosovic sounds like a dick.
I just cannot shake the feeling that we are fucking up big time here. If we cannot capitalize on the promise of Bill Clinton, we are totally screwed. Does he know the damage he is doing to our party and system? Bosnia remains a mess. When are we going to help these people? I hear there’s going to be a new Holocaust museum in Washington, DC, I sure hope they look into Bosnia. This crap is unacceptable. None of my friends will even talk to me about it. And now the crazy “liberal” media seems obsessed with some innocent investments the Clintons made a thousand years ago, I think they’re calling it white-water? I don’t know why they are so anti-rafting. Seems like a good hobby to me.
Am so depressed. Hillary Clinton’s health reform looks to be headed towards disaster! They say she didn’t consult Congress enough, as if! What has happened to our party? I thought we had some guts but I guess not. Man, Bill Clinton sucks.
Well, the end of the world is here. Officially. The Republicans just took the House back — after about a million years. The Speaker was the first to lose his seat since we had a speaker. Healthcare reform died a painful death. Damn senators act like they should be consulted on policy issues, how rude! Don’t they know Bill Clinton is a D? Stupid “liberal” media is still into that rafting crap. Have they no lives?
Have been too depressed to write. Bill Clinton has failed us all. First no action on Bosnia, then health care reform failure and then he was all about welfare reform. Says that will be his big thing should he win reelection, good luck, jerk. Thank god for Newt Gingrich. He was so mean/whiny that he made us look good. Shut down the government because he was pissed about his seat on AF1. I sure wish Democrats would grow a pair.
Wow. It’s been a painful few years. When did Democrats stop being Democrats? Sure we had a few victories but that’s all because Newt Gingrich is so stupid. And whiny. Bill Clinton totally caved to the GOP on the last two budgets and welfare reform. Thank goodness he won reelection, though he seems more like a Republican. That rafting thing ended up being more of a big deal than I had thought. And now, it looks like he may have had an affair with an intern. Question: If you know the world is watching you, can you keep your pants on for five minutes? No? Work on it.
Just got a job in the record industry (publicist for RCA Victor). All my friends were surprised that I would pick music over politics but it has been hard to be a Dem. Fr weeks, every day, reading the paper has been a challenge. But then I was walking down the street and had a thought — why am I upset with Bill Clinton? He has been a good president. We have had a near unprecedented period of peace and prosperity. That has been a good thing. I am tired of being unhappy with him for stupid crap that doesn’t matter.
Ok, those aren’t really from my journals, though I am sure I wrote similar things back then. I remember worrying that Bill Clinton was going to squander the opportunity to do some truly spectacular things with his presidency. I could not understand why Congress resisted working with him, did they not understand that he and they were in the same party?
It is easy to criticize President Obama for being too hands off when dealing with Congress, his absence from the conversations about the debt ceiling or the super committee’s failure only reinforces the narrative and it is easy to forget that he accomplished more in his first year in office than Bill Clinton. He also managed to get health care reform, as imperfect as it is, passed. I would like him to be more of a fighter, to het his hands dirty a little — politics is a dirty business — but that’s not who he is. That’s also not the person many people voted for. I am going to try to remind myself of how I felt during the Clinton administration whenever I am tempted to buy into the narrative that says I am supposed to be disappointed in President Obama.
In the middle of a campaign for the most important position in the country, we should be talking about the global economy, tensions around the world such as problems in Iran, Syria and elsewhere. We should be talking about how to best prepare ourselves for the new economic circumstances our world now inhabits or how to overhaul our tax and entitlements systems.
But we are not.
The GOP presidential nominees aren’t talking about these things. They are focused on contraception and questions of “good and evil.” The Republican Party, seems intent on not returning our country to a more prosperous state but to a different era. It has become normal for politicians on both sides to wax nostalgic about “the good old days.” Those days seems always have been in the 1950s, when — by the way, the tax rates for the highest earners was at its highest level ever. But the current crop of candidates don’t think going back to even the 50s is enough.
I get why the Republicans feel the need to return to social and religious issues, their base loves it. Think about what they want to talk about: contraception, religious wars, gay marriage. Really?
Newsflash: It’s 2012, Women can vote and most use contraception. Gay marriage will be legal everywhere in the United States during my lifetime. Nothing you do will change either of those facts. Just to be as clear on this as possible — you are on the wrong side of history on these issues but that isn’t the real problem. History doesn’t care. The problem is by wasting everyone’s time on issues that won’t be changed at this level, we fail to talk about the policies that will. You cheapen the process.
All of this is great for the Democrats. And I want President Obama to win. But as good as this is for his reelection prospects, it is bad for the country. Presidential campaigns provide an opportunity to really examine and evaluate the state of the country and the best ways to deal with the challenges we face. These should be lofty conversations and debates not petty bickering about social issues that were settled years ago (not to harp, but nothing Rick Santorum can do will turn that clock back).
When President Obama took office, I characterized the situation he faced as his “Himalayan problem.” All problems were so large individually but it was hard to gage their enormity when clumped together. I misspoke, this was not his Himalayan problem, it was ours. By choosing to focus on issues that excite one base or another at the expense of those that impact all of us, the GOP is making molehills out of our Everest sized problems and that’s unfortunate.
You have to love Sarah Palin. You have to love Todd Palin. You just have to love anyone with a last name of Palin. I know I do. I love them a lot.
Is it her ability to distill an issue to an unrecognizable soundbite that makes no sense? Well, as much as I love that, no. Is it her ability to grab media attention that makes her look ridiculous? Again yes but no. Is it the fascination the GOP has with her and her lack of knowledge about politics or world events? No.
I love that the Palins have endorsed Newt Gingrich because he is doing more for President Obama than David Axelrod. And while I am at it thank you rich casino guy for funding Newt and keeping him in the race.
Look, I have said this before and I guess I am about to say it again, the GOP missed the boat when they didn’t give Jon Huntsman a real chance. Being sane does not equal being a moderate or liberal. And I never did thank Governor Huntsman for his comment that gay marriage “doesn’t threaten” his marriage. Good for you, I have never understood how one marriage threatens another but what do I know? I am a liberal Democrat who grew up in New York and San Francisco. Oh, and I like brie and chardonnay, I am a walking stereotype.
Back to the Palins. They have both endorsed Newt, not sure why Todd thought his endorsement matters. Then again I am not sure why CNN felt the need to send out a news alert about Donald Trumo endorsing Romney.
The bottom line is that the GOP is giving people with no real standing so much attention and it’s a good thing for the Democrats.
Where to start this week?
Maybe I can start with the most disturbing story since Jerry Sandusky. WTF? Can we all agree that no one should abuse children? What thought process leads someone to think taking pictures of children with blindfolds, tape and/or mouths full of semen, which they thought was “magic candy” is appropriate? Apparently LA educator Mark Berdt thought that was just fine. I saw an official from the area say this on CNN, “They just thought they were being blindfolded and gagged as a game.” There is so much wrong with that statement that I am not sure where to begin. So, I’ll end my anti-child abuse rant there.
How about Mitt Romney’s compassionate nature? Recently he told a reporter, “I don’t care about the poor, there’s a safety net for that. If it’s broken, I’ll fix it.” I am sure the nation’s poor — and some estimates have that number as being as high as 42 million Americans — will be greatly relieved to hear that.
Why do we still care what Donald Trump thinks about anything? Rumor has it, he will endorse Newt Gingrich. Why do we care? Oh, right, we’re stupid.
(FYI, if you are not familiar with that quote it from The Wizard of Oz, a movie about which I have written before. Side note: has anyone heard the story of the suicide on the set that is supposed to be in the film? Used to scare the crap out of me. And I was in college when said scaring took place. Of course I am afraid of velociraptors, so clearly something is not right with me.)