5-Hour Energy for those times you wish a bird would just take a crap in your mouth

What is the point of this?

The energy shot, “5-Hour Energy” has been in the news this week.  I guess that tends to happen when people are allegedly killed by a product.

People where I work have been giving me a hard time about drinking the delicious concoction.  Ok, like my title implies, there is nothing delicious about this or any of the energy drinks.  Yes, I think it tastes like bird crap.  But so does Red Bull.  The main difference between this and Red Bull (or Monster or whatever other herbal crack drinks there are out there) is that it is a small shot of nastiness rather than 12 ounces.  Yes, I hate the way it tastes but it works.

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